Today’s post is directed at all the male Joburg’s Darling readers (I know you’re out there). That’s right fellas, pay close attention to today’s post because I’m going to give you a rare look into the female psyche and finally reveal the secret to how to get a woman to forgive you for breaking her most-favourite vase, spending the night partying with your mates instead of helping her clean your flat or forgetting the anniversary of the first time you smiled...